But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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