This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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