I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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