You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
