I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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