Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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