I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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