based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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