My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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