But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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