I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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