Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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