There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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