the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I love you.
Bad choice
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