i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We are two peas in an std pod
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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