im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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