You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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