He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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