i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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