either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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