Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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