You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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