David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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