Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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