so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize