It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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