hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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