I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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