the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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