i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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