shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
