Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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