Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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