YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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