i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
50% drunk capacity currently
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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