Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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