Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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