there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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