Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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