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So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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