Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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