I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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