I'm drive I can fine osifer
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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