did you get engaged???
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize