You're completely useless in the revolution.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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