Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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