At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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