i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
did i just pee glitter
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