Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
