too bad you live with your parents still
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
