small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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