Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize