even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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