today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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