I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
im on a boat
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