some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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