does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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