You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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