Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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